never ([info]lilmissnever) wrote,

Planet of the APEs

Halloween was a smashing success. I danced. I drank. I saw my friends. Fewer people recognized my costume than I had hoped, but genius is always under-appreciated. Besides, I was not alone. Devon failed to recognize Lily in her I Have Been Turned Evil By Tim Curry dress from Legend and it took me a moment to spy Matt's hammer tee-shirt and realize that he was wearing a costume. It was a good Halloween for costumes: I saw Eric dressed up as Thor, I saw a Predator (sadly, not Senator Predator), and Mollie's excellent Bride of Frankenstein. The band from the Muppet Show deservedly won the costume contest. I saw a minimal number of Sarah Palins, sexy and otherwise, and if there were sexy nurses/cops/firemen/witches, I have developed a sort of blindness to them which made my evening that much more palatable.

For reasons that pass beyond my understanding, the Alternative Press Expo was scheduled for the weekend of Halloween. It rained without mercy and everyone had a hangover, which sucked a great deal of the charm out of the event. The vendors were particularly desperate this year, and it was difficult to approach a table without being subjected to a hard sell -- let me tell you about my comic; it's about these elves.... I saw many trade paperbacks that I had not yet collected and which I did not buy because I have little enough free space on my bookshelves as it is without Garth Ennis' run on Hellblazer. I saw art books by the fantastically creepy Ray Caesar. I made sad eyes at watercolors by Attaboy and prints by Stitchmind and that one woman whose name I can never recall who makes cute little harpies and medusas and mermaids with webbed fingers and pointy teeth. I very nearly bought a bat necklace from Tammy Stellanova, but I was distracted by the need for lunch. I purchased tee-shirts, because I need tee-shirts to wear to the gym which do not feature the name of my Mysterious Employer. I did not commission even a single sketch for Project Squid Girl, because my walls are already covered in squid and I don't think that I could put up another one without taking something down.

Halloween lived up to my expectations and APE did not. I have new tee-shirts, but no new art on my walls. It is raining, but I am inside and warm. The world is in a comfortable sort of balance and all is right within it. Om.
Tags: alternative press expo, ape, art, halloween recap

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[info]2sixteen

November 3 2008, 18:26:48 UTC 3 years ago

You could always expand Project Squid Girl to the ceiling.

http://www.adamwallacavage.com/octo/index.html

And Ennis' Hellblazer is stone WICKED. Some of my favourite in my collection.

[info]lilmissnever

November 3 2008, 18:31:17 UTC 3 years ago


I have wanted those octopus chandeliers for quite some time. They would look lovely in my dark little bunker. I have only one major crafts project on the horizon - the restoration of my vintage circus costume - so a chandelier may be next.

[info]theaggregator

November 3 2008, 18:40:31 UTC 3 years ago

Your face here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/28434053@N03/

Enjoy.

[info]simulacrum

November 3 2008, 19:55:01 UTC 3 years ago

Tammy's stuff is gorgeous!! She's lovely, too :)

[info]kavavita

November 3 2008, 20:13:23 UTC 3 years ago

definitely! I'mve known tammy for a good 16 years now -- she showed me the trick to riding a Vespa to school on mountain roads while balancing a mason jar of hot coffee between your feet. She's awesome, and I am so happy she's doing so well with her art.

[info]angel_boi

November 3 2008, 22:48:11 UTC 3 years ago

that tammy? left net c to go back to CCAC?

[info]kavavita

November 4 2008, 04:38:02 UTC 3 years ago

whose wedding dress I made? that's her :) She and Todd changed their last names to Stellanova when they got married.

[info]angel_boi

November 3 2008, 22:50:17 UTC 3 years ago

you know after all the elle jay hype... i was excited to see this costume... but your attire at dinner was anti-climactic... i saw nary a blue ribbon.
tease!

[info]lilmissnever

November 3 2008, 22:54:28 UTC 3 years ago


I saved the fancy costume for the evening at DNA. I didn't have time to change before dinner.

[info]baconmonkey

November 4 2008, 02:29:27 UTC 3 years ago

I knew that I should know the Lilly costume, which is why she was the only contestant who I actually allowed near the mic. After two attempts at getting her to speak louder than a mouse whisper into the world's loudest and most sensitive microphone, and still being unable to hear a word she said, I had to give up.

[info]lilmissnever

November 4 2008, 05:53:22 UTC 3 years ago


Which is why you introduced her as, "Ladies and gentlemen: some goth girl."

Genius.

[info]baconmonkey

November 4 2008, 12:24:35 UTC 3 years ago

no, I brought her up and said "and we have...", then stuck the mic in her face. she repeated her response twice. I couldn't hear at all what she said, and didn't want to spend a lot of time on anyone. I gave about 15 seconds per contestant and she got about 25 seconds. you can hear her in the webcast a bit, but I absolutely could not hear her either from the mic or directly from standing a foot from her.

http://cerebrum.dnalounge.com:8001/audio/2008/10-31-25702.m3u


I do need to use something other than "not gonna cut it" next year.

[info]lilmissnever

November 4 2008, 17:20:37 UTC 3 years ago


"...a goth girl, everybody!" Yep. You really nailed that one.

[info]baconmonkey

November 4 2008, 22:53:15 UTC 3 years ago

I know, I fucked up.
I should have said "a really quiet goth girl"
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